Toffee Apple & Pineapple Tim Tams

It's 2016, and consumers are TIRED of boring basic flavours like chocolate or vanilla. The attention spans of today's average consumer has dropped to a new low I can just tell your eyes are glazing over and you're looking forward to just finishing reading this.

With the Tim Tam Mocktails range being a horrible, distant memory of February (was it all a dream??), the Australian public were NOT happy without some other idiotic flavour novelty. Finally, we can pack in the goodness of FRUIT into a CHOCOLATE biscuit. I wish someone had thought of this ingenuity prior to now (*hastily hides piles of Fruit & Nut chocolate*). Not like anyone was pretending this product was healthy, but it turns out the health rating of these Tim Tams aren't crash-hot.

This is what happens when your camera won't focus.

I think that actually might be the lowest health rating a product can get. Somehow it's still higher than normal lollies which average about 2 stars??

Everyone knows the key to making a really good limited edition is to combine the base flavour with an already existing snack, so chutes ahoy here comes the Woolworths exclusive 'Toffee Apple' - remember toffee apples, and how you only occasionally encounter them and when you do it's a refreshing treat? Well the flavour here is relatively mild and inoffensive. There is a slight apple taste but the chocolate is rich enough to overpower it. If you were after toffee apple sweet nothings, you won't really find it here. I wouldn't recommend them over a usual Tim Tam.

The Coles variety is 'Pineapple'. Listen, whoever is in charge in Lollies HQ - pineapple, grape and banana flavours don't taste ANYTHING like the actual fruit. I remember hearing a rumour that their flavours are based on different varieties of their respective fruit, but grape literally needs to be called 'purple flavour'. That being said, 'Imposter Pineapple' tastes fine as well. It tastes like pineapple lumps and has a similar texture. What would have made this product interesting would have been little chewy real pineapple pieces. But I know, it's just a crazy dream. This one probably has the edge over Toffee Apple as I think some people actually like this flavour pairing, but again it's sort of inferior to original varieties of Tim Tam.

I, for one, can't WAIT to see what bizarre limited edition flavoured Tim Tams will be coming our way next. Tim Tam Mint, Tim Tam Marshmallow, Tim Tam Bran, Tim Tam Ham etc etc etc. Can't wait.

Flavour Rating: 3 out of 5
Worth Trying?: Yes (Pineapple)